We LOVE the posts asking if you’ve ever done anything on a list of crap just to get likes. So, we decided we needed one at Masters Radio. Have fun!
Give Yourself a Point If You…
1. Kissed Kathy Ireland.
2. Got punched in the mouth by Kathy Ireland’s husband after kissing her.
3. Heard “Sweet Caroline” and didn’t sing “BAH BAH BAH.”
4. Went to Costco for one item and left with one item.
5. Had a cable guy show up between 8:00 and 10:00, and he arrived at 8:37.
6. Called customer service, and a human answered on the first ring.
7. Got 10 records or tapes for a penny and actually paid for the three additional ones.
8. Beat Tom Cruise in a push-up contest.
9. Watched a fireworks show and didn’t say, “Ooh, that was a big one.”
10. Sang karaoke with King Charles.
11. Got abducted by aliens and everyone believed you.
12. Had Elvis as a neighbor for the past 40 years.
13. Folded a fitted sheet perfectly on the first try.
14. Got a fast food item that looked EXACTLY like the advertisement.
15. Didn’t yell “Polo!” when someone yelled “Marco!”
16. Filled a gas tank for less than $20.
17. Never lied about being sick when calling in sick to work… ever.
18. Were once considered a strong candidate for sainthood.
19. Had an intellectual conversation with your dog, and neither of you was drunk or high.
20. Sang “Happy Birthday” and couldn’t remember the words.
21. Sneezed with your eyes open.
22. Figured out Bruce Willis was dead in the first minute of The Sixth Sense.
23. Watched somebody slip and fall without laughing.
24. Took a road trip of more than three hours without speeding.
25. Imagined everyone naked while giving a speech, and it actually helped.
26. Never checked the time during church.
27. Sat with Paul McCartney and gave him lyric tips.
28. Watched the Super Bowl without watching a single commercial.
29. Heard more than the same 12 damn songs on a classic rock station.
30. Read this entire list and honestly scored zero points
Results
0 Points: Congratulations. You’re a normal human being.
1–3 Points: It could happen.
4–7 Points: We’d like to see some evidence.
8–15 Points: You’re the person we couldn’t get away from at the party.
16–29 Points: “Lighten up, Francis.”
30 Points: You had The National Enquirer delivered to your house in the 1970s.
Important Note: If you scored zero points, you get one point for #30.