Matt Goss Found God And We Didn’t Know He/She Was Missing

Was that blasphemy? It wasn’t sacrilegious either, was it? Matt Goss’s new song is called “Saved.” Get it?

We’re just trying to have fun here. They can’t all be winners with our stupid jokes. We make you laugh every once in awhile, don’t we?

Matt has a great voice, his music is really good, he’s easy on the eyes, and he dated models. We hate him:)